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The Coffee Table [New DVD] Subtitled

Description: The Coffee Table [New DVD] Subtitled Title: The Coffee Table Format: DVD Label: Cinephobia Releasing Genre: Foreign-Russian, Horror UPC: 743407567232 Release Date: 2024 Jesus and Maria love each other, endlessly, magnificently, even though they sometimes just don't notice. But hey, now that their little lump of love is born, everything's going to work out. Sure, Maria still has a bit of a North-Korean streak in handling the household, calling all the shots when it comes to the color of their apartment walls, the name of the baby, the food they eat, the TV shows they watch, the thickness of the toilet paper and their holiday destination. Jesus, to prove to her and himself he ain't some spineless trilobite but that he has a will of his own, gets to pick the coffee table. Hallelujah! A hard-won victory that he's cherishing by picking out the most aggressively ugly little thing imaginable, the furniture equivalent of Liberace getting lost in Ikea. An unbreakable wonder, says the salesman. Overpriced, says Maria. It will bring boundless happiness to their lives, says the salesman. Their worst nightmare, says us Caye Cases is a black belt in humor of that very same color, his previous feature KILLING GOD already convinced us of that. Now he's pushing the limits of unbearableness even further and he doesn't need evil ghosts or monsters or possessions to do so, just a little insignificant coffee table. But mark our words, that damn table will drive you through a mental hell, stuck in a limbo between nervous laughter, disgust and an urge to cleanse your eyes of the images they've just been exposed to. The question is, can you handle that?© DirectToU LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Price: 17.33 USD

Location: Shepherdsville, Kentucky

End Time: 2024-08-19T12:25:41.000Z

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Studio: Cinephobia Releasing

Format: DVD

Genre: Foreign-Russian, Horror

Rating: NR

Region: 1

Release Year: 2024

Runtime: 90

UPC: 743407567232

Movie/TV Title: The Coffee Table

Film/TV Title: The Coffee Table

Brand: Cinephobia Releasing

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